“Contrary to popular belief, our first President's famous dentures weren't made from wood. Rather, George Washington’s four pairs of custom chompers were crafted from gold, ivory, lead and a mixture of human, donkey and, um, hippopotamus teeth! (But hey, take care of yours and you won't have to think about it.)”

“Americans cite "bad breath" as the least attractive trait a co-worker can have. Be more popular around the water cooler and help make America a fresher place by brushing after lunch.”

“Americans spend $100 billion per year on hair care products — and only $2 billion a year on dental care products. What good is great hair without a healthy smile to go along with it?”